McKenzie Lee Pocket Pussy Review

McKenzie Lee Pocket Pussy Review

McKenzie Lee Pocket Pussy Review

Many men with high standards tend to shy away from cheap pocket pussies and with reason – anything under thirty dollars can be very solid with unforgiving rubber. Don’t jump to conclusions however that this will not feel good, some men enjoy a firm scratchy feeling on their penis, hence the solid jelly vibrating masturbators but when a pocket pussy is the sex toy of choice, most guys want softness after all the visual stratification of looking at a life like pussy should match the feeling of one.

The McKenzie Lee Pocket Pussy is a relatively new addition released only last year however its quickly skyrocketed to the top of the popularity list. It’s a dual category toy – able to be listed both as masturbation sleeve and a pocket pussy. It really has it all – a smaller size which is a desired feature – after all it’s nice to have sex with a 12 inch long, 12 inch wide spread eagle vagina but the problem comes in stashing it away, especially for the college student; in all honesty there is nowhere to hide the thing without your roommate seeing it. The stash-ability is a big plus.

It’s ridiculously realistic feeling especially considering the low price. It sits on the cheaper end since the days of 10 dollar masturbators are fading away quickly not because of stores charging higher prices, but the manufacturer has been incurring extra shipping and labor costs which flows down the tail pipe and in the end causes the prices to be increased to the consumer – yes it’s another reason to blame high gas prices!

Ribbed on the outside and the inside the inner texture is really self explanatory however the outer spiraled ribbed surface has dual purpose – you can hold onto it easily and it oozes out between your fingers when you’re in the throes of a good manly grip. Also it makes the exterior looks good, when you’re shopping by looking a photograph, extra spirals and special features do make a difference.

The pussy face is very real and the vagina lips are actually life sized and even hand painted. As far the the tester has been concerned, the paint color did not fade after the first 5 uses and washing. Speaking of cleaning – it’s open on both sides without a tapered end which is an excellent feature as it allows the fluids and soap to rush through uninterrupted, always keeping it clean and safe.

There is nothing to fault at all, a deserving and easy 5 stars is awarded to McKenzie Lee’s Pocket Pussy sleeve.


Best Cheap Vibrators

Whenever you see the word “cheap” next to the word “best”, proceed with caution. There needs to be a small disclaimer here before this goes on any further. A cheap sex toy certainly won’t be the “best” in the bag of middle range models however the cheap sex toys are there for adults with a limited budget because for the most part, something is better then nothing. Again there is a disclaimer becuase we’ve come across some sex toys so bad that we won’t sell them therefore you know when shopping at even our cheap sex toys are okay.

To get some background on the difference between cheap and expensive sex toys you’ll need to refresh yourself so please take a second and ready the article titled “Are cheap sex toys really a bargain?” which explains the difference between lesser priced vibrators and a luxury brand and gives you better idea what to expect when purchasing your first vibrator.

Now that you know what you’re buying, we’ll proceed with listing the best cheap vibrators.


Jumbo Platinum Vibrator


Foamy and fantastic.

When size is an essential requirement, this is the largest cheapest vibrator. Smooth on the top powerful enough inside, utilizing 2 C batteries it has some weight and substance in it when in operation.


Power Penis
This one wins becuase it has the most quiet motor in it’s class. It has been reviewed several times and each reviewer has always commented this first and foremost.


Realistic Stud
The softest and cushiest realistic penis with a light tingle and quiet operation. A foamy like latex coating is well made for a basic version.


Chocolate Stud
The easiest choice, there is no other brown vibrator as good as this under twenty dollars. It’s more rubbery on the outside which keeps it sturdy during your movements and it has an adequate realistic feel.


Slimline G Spot Massager
The bigger round head contrasts the skinny shaft for a very invigorating experience to say the least ;)


Mighty Massager
Not technically a vibrator since you’re not supposed to insert it but it’s longer then other Pocket rockets so you can, using two batteries it packs a good amount of power but bring your ear plugs!


Cutey Wand
Slightly straying form the original topic, this noteworthy addition needs to be listed as it’s totally trendy, one of those 2012 sex toy designs that is flying off the shelves faster then we can keep them in stock. It’s tiny adorable and very powerful for it’s size.



Comparing 2 Luxury Brown Dildos

A slow trickle of emails are received on a regular basis asking about the difference between two similar high-end brown dildos. Both are in the luxury category, they look and feel the same however one is double the price. We’ll examine if this price jump is really worth it since luxury sex toys can be a very deceiving niche, often the high price is plain exuberance and a woman can find herself a comparable sex toy for half the price. Let the truth be told!

Beginning with a visual comparison, when placed side by side you can notice subtle differences even though the general features are the same. Without knowing the price, can you guess which is more expensive? If you guess the dildo on the right, you’d be correct. The stance is much nicer, it’s upright position and meatier looking presence is a stronger statement then the comparable waif-like dildo on the left.


Cyberskin and Pure Skin Dildo comparison


Pure Skin Brown Penis

View the Pure Skin Penis. Pure Skin is the term for the fleshy surface. It’s created by a rival brand of Cyberskin and it seems as if they took a sample into the lab and recreated it quite well. Did they win this rivalry? We think so. Cyberskin is not necessarily the best, it’s the first which is why other brands are trying to copy it. If Pure Skin would have been invented first, the manufacturer of Cyberskin would be creating it’s version based on the predecessor. Pure skin is smooth and much less tacky. This dildo is smaller, measures 7 inches total length including the suction cup on the bottom. There is 5 inches insertable and the shaft is slightly under 1 1/2 inches wide. The suction is very good. The average size makes it more desirable and the price point is well put. It’s very luxurious for the price and even if it were retailed at $50.00, it would be worth it but luckily we can buy this one cheaper and pass along the savings to you.


Cyberskin Real Man

View the Cyberskin Brown Dildo. A beefy monster, it’s stout testicles look peculiar but of you give them a squeeze you’ll be astounded by the solid balls inside that can move about – that’s right they’ve even crafted the testicles to be as real as can be. If it worth your money? No. You won’t notice them at all and with all the length provided  you’ll never be able to get all the way to the balls anyway. It’s added fluff that makes no difference on your pleasure but if you’re a gal who like the best in realism and strange features you’ll enjoy this. The rest of the shaft is extremely life like, perhaps a touch more so then it’s comparable dildo but for the double price tag it’s not doubled the pleasure. Maybe 1/5 better in our opinion. It’s one of the best of the big guys however as the size is magnificent. It measures 8 1/2 inches long and 6 inches insertable. The shaft is a little over 2 inches wide and 1 1/2 inches deep.


Which luxury brown dildo is the best?

The Pure skin wins. It’s not a landslide victory but a significant one nonetheless. You get the same velvet texture without any tackiness that is a common complaint with Cyberskin. It’s sized better, the suction cup is good and the balls aren’t so creepy. Both are safe and phthalates free so if you’re into healthy options either one is a good choice. Save yourself the money and snag the imitator – you won’t be disappointed!


All About Edible Underwear

This famous novelty has been slowly decreasing  in popularity closer to the back of the shelf. It seems like the hype for edible panties is over, it’s no longer funny or as popular and sales are sagging. Not too surprising, as there are trends in fashion, there are tends in sex toys and adult novelties too.

We’ve been waiting a while for edible panties to get a face lift, luckily our manufacturer has released a brand new box more reminiscent of the late 2000′s making them current and stylish for today. When you order your edible undergarments from us you’ll always get this attractive new packaging. Did this makeover make a difference in sales? Yes, there is an increased conversion rate with the new packaging since it was released about 6 months ago.

If you have ever wondered what edible panties look like when worn, it’s important to note people don’t buy them because they look flattering – it’s a GAG gift not a piece of erotic lingerie. Don’t be surprised at how silly they look as they’re supposed to be functional, not a trendsetting style! It’s all edible, even the strings. The male and female versions are the same with the front of the panty being loose enough to be transformed into a male pouch. The term “edible brief” can be slightly misleading since it’s more of a thong for men rather then a full brief however when you look at the photo you’ll see it for yourself.

The full  candy strands are a newer option but since they cost more it’s a less common purchase for a funny gift bag however they do look attractive and fit much better allowing a daring gal to sport it at an adult costume party. Some of these were sold for these purposes and it’s always been a ”treat” for the onlooker – no pun intended!

ellen degeneres edible underwearLeave it to Ellen Degeneres to invent her own style, humorous and just as delicious and just in time for Valentine’s Day, as aired on her television show a couple of days ago, her pretzel version would probably sell quite well, maybe we can hire her to spearhead other creative adult novelty ideas for us? ;)


Toys with Noise – What Makes a Vibrator Quiet

Some customers have requested we include a noise score on product pages allowing them to locate a quiet vibrator with ease. If a vibrator is exceptionally quiet, we write this as a selling feature in the description. On the contrary if you’ll hear a distracting tone we’ll mention that also. If the vibrator is extremely loud we simply won’t sell it. This is why there is currently no quality score for sound level as we avoid the ones that are too noisy – if it’s loud you’ll know and if it’s quiet you’ll be well aware of this before you make the final purchase. In the future, we will be implementing this feature so stick around, check back often and one day you’ll see it there, star rating and all.

Despite this information, some people may be left asking what makes a vibrator quiet in the first place? Using this as a guide you can get an idea of styles with the least noise and what is present to muffle the distraction.


Inside the vibrator motor.

vibrator motorA battery operated device with a motor inside which makes an exposed weighted metal part to sway on an axis in a circular motion.

The weighted piece is on one side only which creates an imbalance when it turns causing the entire vibrator to thud back and forth, with the high speed this motor turns it creates a feeling of vibration. The noise comes from two possible sources, first the turning of the device inside the motor and secondly the spinning of the weighted part itself.


Interior sound muffling.

The quality of the build affects how quiet the motor will operate. A good quality motor will have precise spacing in between the moving parts preventing rubbing which is a common cause of rattling. You won’t be able to see inside to view the padding and the type of parts used so you’ll have to base this on price. It’s not always a sure thing however it’s a general guideline that the higher the price, the better quality the motor. Especially in plastic vibrators. A cheap vibe will be loud, an expensive plastic vibrator will be more quiet.


It’s what’s on the outside that counts.

Knowing what it’s made from is the best way to determine how quiet a sex toy will be. Anything thick like Cyberskin or jelly will be the most quiet, physics plays the biggest role as the more dense and thick a vibe is, the more quiet it will be as the sound waves are absorbed by the material on it’s way out. A dense jelly vibrators will be the most quiet type of sex toy. On the contrary, a plastic shell will always be the loudest.


Trying it out.

We’ve noticed that many packages claim “whisper quiet” only to activate it ourselves to discover it’s just as loud as any other comparable product. This is frighteningly more common then you may think. This is another reason why when we order a new sex toy for our catalog, we always take one out of the box and turn it on, try it out (not literally of course) but we hold each thing in our hand to see exactly what it looks like, how it sounds and what it feel like to touch it.


Big brands compare.

If a sex toy is made under a popular brand name, this has no effect on it’s level of silence. Price prevails, all manufacturers have cheap loud toys and quiet high end versions as well.


Too loud to sell.

Ending on an exemplary note, once we ordered a mini stimulator called the Silent Rocket. Excitedly we gave it a whirl only to discover it was just as loud as the cheaper no-name versions. This one would have retailed for double the price! It was an easy decision to send it back and never to sell these to our customers as the product name itself was extremely misdealing!


Valentine’s Day Movie Review

For a slight change of pace, I’ll talk about the movie called Valentine’s Day and how it relates to real life. Although Rotten Tomatoes scores it only at 18%, I don’t agree at all. Some of the critics were right on target when they said how gooey it is – like a box of chocolates that you’ve left too long in the back seat of your car. I agree with this statement, but just because you’ve got a gooey box of chocolates doesn’t mean it’s no good. You can make chocolate fondue!


This move is so fluffy and sweet, I suggest it to every woman out there. Especially if you’re lonesome on the day of love. Romance aside, you’ll see when one of the characters throws her yearly “I Hate Valentine’s day Party” and the chaos that ensures from there.

There are many story lines that interconnect touching on the lives of various people, from the almost-in-love to the newly-in-love to the best friend kind of love, it’s all covered in a fun way. The cast is star studded and some are a surprise – like Julia Roberts as a side character on a plane, you’d never expect to see such big names taking such small roles but somehow the producers managed to snag big names for this flick.

It all takes place in Los Angeles in one day with a similar plot to the movie 200 Cigarettes (which is based on New Year’s eve). There is one hot scene of young love between Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner which prove to be the hottest couple and they have magical chemistry which in my opinion is the highlight of the story. It made me feel a tingle inside reminiscing of days of past when I was in that stage of life – ah the good ‘ol days of innocence and purity!

Sappy it is however you’re sure to end with a good feeling and that’s what’s really important. Very funny, very cute and somewhat superficial but isn’t that’s what Valentine’s Day is all about? Download the movie here and get yourself settled with a warm blanket, gooey chocolate bar and enjoy!


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