How to Make Dildo Boots

    How to Make Dildo Boots

    Back in May 2011, there was an episode of American Idol where the editors had some extra work to do on Lady Gaga’s outfit. It went by unnoticed by the masses but a few people took notice, especially the tabloids. The over-the-top modern day shock rocker made underground headlines once again for her out-there fashion sense.

    Even if you watched that episode of American idol, chances are you wouldn’t have seen this odd ensemble anyway because every time it was in view there was a “perfectly placed” American Idol logo over, or some say blurring, like they do when they want to hide a brand name’s logo on a t-shirt that hasn’t been a sponsor of the show. If you have no idea what we’re talking about you’re probably really curious so we’ll spill the beans. Lady Gaga wore dildo boots.

    Normally when a sex toy makes it mainstream, there is a flood of new releases proudly labeled “As Seen on TV” the best example being the Sex and the City Jack Rabbit Vibrator which is still a very famous sex toy even today. We looked for dildo boots for sale but to no avail. Enough time as passed where we doubt they’ll be made so here are instructions on how to make your own dildo boots. Plus it’s right in time as you’re probably thinking about sexy and risque Halloween costume ideas.

     

    Lady Gaga's Dildo Boots

    Lady Gaga's Dildo Boots - Make your own homemade version.

     

    1.) Find the boots and do some math.

    Buy the boots first, preferably stilettos. What we mean by “do some math” is you’ll need to calculate the height of the heel and compare it to the height of the dildo. Average dildo size is 6 inches but if you’re not into 6 inch heels, you may become crafty and get a saw to cut the dildo down. (That is only if you don’t buy a glass one, see the following tip for details).

    The boots will need to have a wedge-type heel so that you’ll be able to connect the dildo base with the heel. Average dildo width is 1 1/2 inches. This measurement may be difficult to compromise with so we insist on the importance of a wider heel.


    2.) Buy the right dildo.

    Watch what the dildo is made of. Wouldn’t you look silly if you stepped into your boots for the first time only to have the heel collapse and you twist your ankle. Now that would be a funny emergency room visit.

    We like a glass dildo, that’s probably what Gaga used on her boots since you can notice it’s clear and there is a swirl inside. This usually is characteristic of a Pyrex glass dildo and this would make the most sense since this style is by far the most solid. You’re not going to be able to saw down glass so what you see is what you get. Make sure the glass has a flattened bottom so you can glue it to the heel.

    The Blue Swirl Glass Dildo is our favorite for this arts and crafts project, it’s very fashionable, it has a flat bottom and a penis shape which will surely get people cocking an eyebrow at your unconventional style. This one has blue swirls whereas Gaga’s had white swirls. These stand out better and would look great with a patent leather or PVC boot. If you’re feeling way frisky you can spring for a rubber penis but realistically you won’t be able to walk as good with it.


    3.) Get the right tools.

    You’ll need to remove the heel from the boot. An electric jig saw may work best. You may need to file the rest to make it level. Next is the glue. Rhino Glue makes some great claims by stating it’s used in glass manufacturing and shoe repair, this claim seems perfectly suited for this project. Glue and clamp preferably overnight to give the strongest connection.


    4.) Get the right outfit.

    You’ll nee something wacky, loud and sexy to blend with the boots. Maybe a dominatrix outfit or why not go right to the source and get a lady gaga costume? We’re sure your local costume shop has plenty of these in stock now.

    It’s no coincidence this was released right in time for Halloween, hopefully we have just inspired you to take the greatest costume idea ever made and bring it to life for your adult Halloween party. If you have taken our advice and made your own pair of dildo boots, please email us a photo or leave a comment below and show us the picture. We’d love to see your creation.

     

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