Sex Store Thievery: Funny or Creepy

    Sex Store Thievery: Funny or Creepy

    Every couple of months or so, I seem to stumble upon a news headline pertaining to sex toy related crimes. Most often taken in a humorous manner and often blown out of proportion, for example when a person steals a car it hardly ever makes the headlines, except if you live in a small town.

    Sometimes the news of a sex store break-in will make it across the pond into news sources. Many newspapers added the article about the man in Ohio who smashed his pickup truck through the window of a sex shop to steal an $800.oo vagina. I vividly recall this on my local television news station and it caused a chuckle in my family. Amazingly, this event made it into the Shocking News in the UK!

    Today I came across a news article that’s unlike any of the other “smash-and grabs”. This example completely takes the cake. A man in our neighboring country to the north has been breaking into homes and stealing sex toys and lingerie. This peculiar story is announced here only 2 hours and 30 minutes ago, making the top headlines in yahoo news! We need to make a poll now.

    Do you think this strange case of sex toy theft is:

    A. Creepy
    B. Funny

    Reply below and comment your answer, participate in this poll and let’s see what you think! We like customer involvement and it will be interesting to see the results of your opinions.


    Here is our take on the whole crime. The guy must be a pervert, a very sick minded individual. What is he doing with these sex toys? It’s potentially a very disturbing thought. If someone broke into my house I would much prefer they took my stereo, watch or jewelry and left behind my sex toys, I wouldn’t be creeped out with a thief who took my diamond ring, he’s probably a drug addict who needs to pawn some goods for his next fix. The guy who stole my vibrator? I don’t want to know what fetish he has or what he’s going to do with them! Additionally, it would totally freak me out that a creep like this would be in my house in the first place. Also, I would be at a loss, I have expensive vibrators ;)

    Yuck, I definitely vote for answer A, creepy, not funny. Reading the comments on this news article I can see many people think it’s funny. The comments are actually quite humourous too and I will be watching for the next few days to see what creative funny answers people have to this ordeal. I hope Jay Leno mentions it, he usually has a good perspective for such odd crimes like this and he likes talking about odd occurrences. I  hope the criminal gets caught and undergoes an intense psychological evaluation!



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